..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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