are you so shy because you have an std?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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