Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
we made out on top of his cat.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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