That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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