i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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