Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
then he tried to convert me to islam
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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