It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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