would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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