so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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