whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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