and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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