we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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