Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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