Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
that's an acceptable place to lick
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Randomize