erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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