she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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