so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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