3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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