i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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