..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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