Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
But break dance skills will only take you so far
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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