U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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