Whod you bang
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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