Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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