Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I think i got beer on your cat.
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