We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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