You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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