And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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