i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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