Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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