I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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