The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
two words...techno handjob
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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