She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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