Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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