doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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