Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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