How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
someone get that fucking seahorse.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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