Whod you bang
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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