I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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