just tell him i said nine months
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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