Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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