Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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