For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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