You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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