We're like a lot better than the average bears
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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