I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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