Betty ford says i'm here all night
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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