I puked a lego.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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