Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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