Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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