Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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