A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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