I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Randomize
