I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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